Below is a list of some of my favorite headlines I’ve contributed to The Onion and Clickhole as well as a couple of articles I wrote for Slackjaw. (Note: I contribute headlines and social for Onion and Clickhole. Articles were written by staff members.)
ONION HEADLINES
Pretentious Baby Who Just Learned Word ‘Daddy’ Won’t Stop Inserting It Into Conversation
Louisiana Local Snaps Cajun Fry In Half To Suck Out Potato
Boris Johnson Unsure How U.K. One Country But Also Four
Landlord Informs Tenants He Increasing Endless Economic Anxiety By $100
World Bowling Championship Postponed After Lanes Already Reserved For 11th Birthday Party
CLICKHOLE HEADLINES/SOCIALS
Medical Breakthrough: Scientists Have Shrunk Shaq Down Two Feet And Renamed Him Bert
OTHER SOCIALS
Houston Texans Head Coach Demeco Ryans Doing Key & Peele IRL (featured on ESPN socials)
SLACKJAW
Tips For Being A Modern Cowboy
We Noticed You’re Using An Ad Blocker: You Think You’re Real Smart, Huh?